Sticky Situation Enthusiast Pillows

Treacle leaking from a crashed tanker

Interviews today 1-4pm

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

Bad Interview Technique

"If you think the first half of this psychological test is intrusive, wait until you're grilled by me mother."

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

I like you Roger:- you've got sticktoitiveness.

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

'Hon, did you see that ultra-adhesive compound I brought home from the lab?'

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

"Look, I know Estella has a boyfriend. I would never try to break them up. But it's not illegal to text friends...and we're still friends..."

"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: Alumnae News

"Undress down to your underwear and have a seat. The optometrist will be in shortly."

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

Hansen's Glue-All Multi-Purpose Glue

'Anyone can arrange a blind date, only truly great ones can arrange a whole relationship.'

Dr. Miska: Eye, Ear, Nose and Embarrassing Bodily Functions.

"The interview was going great until she noticed on my c.v. that I was her ex husband."

Woman thinks deer is held to hood of truck by static cling.

"Ma'am, are you aware of how many braggy, preachy bumper stickers you've got plastered on the back of your car?"

'Geesh! Didn't your mom ever tell you to put on clean underwear in case you get in an accident?!'

"Man, I love roughing it out here... but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

Duncan made a real faux pas when he heard that his blind date was expecting a baby.

Yesterday, the warranty on the Wilsons' waterbed expired

'Better than looking at four walls is here.'

'It's a guest tooth brush!!! You're not the only guest we've ever had, Dale!'