Sticky Challenge Champion Pillows

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"I miss the Augean stables."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Haute Chinese

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

Doggy Bites

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

'There's been a little accident in the glue shop.'

'Hon, did you see that ultra-adhesive compound I brought home from the lab?'

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

'I'll give you sit-down-strike! Just you get this room tidied up by bedtime!'

You dropped something.

'But I couldn't run in front Dad - I didn't know the way!'

'I'm doing a 'Win a Date with a Computer Geek' contest on my website.'

Died After A Brave Battle With Everything

"The catch is you only get one chopstick"

'We've won a free trip to the mountains.'

'Why don't you put that little black belt thingy to good use, and karate chop me a couple of shelves for the hall closet!'

Hansen's Glue-All Multi-Purpose Glue

"I glued myself to a snooker ball."

"Hide all the chopsticks."

'RETIRED CEO? I expressly told them to refer to me as ‘Former Strongman.''

Interviews today 1-4pm

Glue Salesman

Man using superglue finds it stuck on fingers, table, cat, etc.

Any road I take is always the wrong road phobia.

yes it takes a little while to learn to handle chopsticks