Stick-wielding Streetwalker Gifts

Main St Ottowa

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Boy and his dog

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

'I'm sorry Rex, but since getting this new stick for Christmas, I have no further need for you.'

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"The applications are limitless."

'Made your point.'

The best part of leaf piles... are the sticks.

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

"Well I thought it was obvious I would be charging a finders fee"

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

Out-of-Towner

Ned and Phylis think back to the days when they didn't have much money and they were poorly drawn.

The Carrot and Stick.

'You really do need new glasses!'

I have no problem chasing a stick. I mean, as long as it's for a good cause.

I love hockey!

Save this Wilderness.

'He's always trying to get rid of that stick. I bring it back just to torture him.'

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

'He's my personal trainer.'

Dog Getting Reading to Catch A Stick.

"Some manage with a carrot, and others, with a stick. I find success with both."

'Do you ever get the feeling that these so called 'stick people' have stolen our identity?'