Stick-wielding Streetwalker T-Shirts

Main St Ottowa

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Boy and his dog

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

Canine conundrum.

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

'I'm sorry Rex, but since getting this new stick for Christmas, I have no further need for you.'

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

"The applications are limitless."

'Made your point.'

The best part of leaf piles... are the sticks.

"Well I thought it was obvious I would be charging a finders fee"

Ned and Phylis think back to the days when they didn't have much money and they were poorly drawn.

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

Out-of-Towner

The Carrot and Stick.

'You really do need new glasses!'

I have no problem chasing a stick. I mean, as long as it's for a good cause.

I love hockey!

Save this Wilderness.

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

'He's always trying to get rid of that stick. I bring it back just to torture him.'

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

He keeps throwing it away and I keep trying to recycle it.

'He's my personal trainer.'

"Some manage with a carrot, and others, with a stick. I find success with both."

"At least he's being buried with the one he loved most."