Stewardship Sage Gifts

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"Would you like some wings?"

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

Insect extinction

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

Tree Funeral

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

Climate Summit

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

It's the biofuel generation.

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

The oil trap.

Bishop with a crozier case.

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

"Aways the victim."