Stevie Wonder Admirer Pillows

Stevie Wonder caricature.

"This place has the best happy hour."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

"I get it!"

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

History Department

Matins 10 AM Open Pulpit

"They ruin the landscape!"

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

Stonehenge Imitation

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

Humming Bird's Hum.

"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

The Hanging Gardens of Shoreham

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'

'Free food. Free place to sleep. And now we get to see a Cubs game - all comp! This is the freakin' life, Louie!'

'It's a fantastic design, but I'm worried that after the games it'll just end up as a useless load of stone with no legacy potential.'

King: 'I said build me a stone HENGE you FOOL! NOT stone HENS!!'

'We've laid it out so that twice a year the sun's rays will penetrate all the way back to the throne and smack him right between the eyes.'

"You have to admire their ingenuity at least -- They're burying their apple cores."

Lisa Minnelli

'The royalties from Muffin's internet videos were really good last month!'

"Freudian Slip"

The singular joy of living with a person who routinely glimpses the miraculous in the mundane.

'Wh..? Hey, get hold of yourself, you've been flying ever since you were hatched!'

Grades of booze

"You can try all you want, but being smooth is just something you're born with."

"Excuse me, sir. Our phones are down, so I'm here with your wake-up call."

If you think I've been witty and charming so far, wait until you see the word balloons I have back at my house.

'No, I've got the same time as you. This thing must be running slow.'

"I thought you said centimetres..."