Awe Admirer Pillows

The singular joy of living with a person who routinely glimpses the miraculous in the mundane.

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'I know it's gassy...'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Robocop and Juliet.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

The Thinker

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

"There's the mailman!"

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

Way too much anthropomorphising

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

'Oh, God I have to talk to a *****! Human!'

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

"Robot waiters are OK, but I just wish they wouldn't hover so."

"I won't date an AI engineer unless he can pass the Turing test."

"Now that I've acquired consciousness, I feel very self-conscious."

Computer Romance