Steer Admirers Pillows

'Free food. Free place to sleep. And now we get to see a Cubs game - all comp! This is the freakin' life, Louie!'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

'Doctor please come quick! His fever has gone from medium rare to well done!'

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

Fricka arrives.

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

'I asked for a rare steak and you certainly don't see many as BAD as this!'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"It's about bloody time you turned up!"

A (P)ram.

Escher flat-pack furniture

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

"I'm a baahnana!"

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

"Alright girls, let's go back to the pasture before the farmer realizes I let you go to the beach today..."

"Heh, Trump likes his steaks well done with ketchup. Jesus."

'We were matched by computer.'

The pen is mightier than the sward.

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

"Loved Jamaica!"

Shepherd buying a shepherd's pie.

"I hate my new job: The flock has two rather troublesome blacksheep..."