Steer Admirers Gifts

'Free food. Free place to sleep. And now we get to see a Cubs game - all comp! This is the freakin' life, Louie!'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

'Doctor please come quick! His fever has gone from medium rare to well done!'

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

Fricka arrives.

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

'I asked for a rare steak and you certainly don't see many as BAD as this!'

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

"It's about bloody time you turned up!"

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

Cow Gag Gifts

A (P)ram.

Escher flat-pack furniture

The Shepherd's Staff. . .

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

"I'm a baahnana!"

'We were matched by computer.'

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

The pen is mightier than the sward.

"Heh, Trump likes his steaks well done with ketchup. Jesus."

"Alright girls, let's go back to the pasture before the farmer realizes I let you go to the beach today..."

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

"Loved Jamaica!"

Shepherd buying a shepherd's pie.

"Your father helped me, too."