Stevie Wonder Admirer Gifts

"This place has the best happy hour."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

"I get it!"

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

Matins 10 AM Open Pulpit

Humming Bird's Hum.

Stonehenge Imitation

History Department

"They ruin the landscape!"

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

The Hanging Gardens of Shoreham

'Free food. Free place to sleep. And now we get to see a Cubs game - all comp! This is the freakin' life, Louie!'

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'

'It's a fantastic design, but I'm worried that after the games it'll just end up as a useless load of stone with no legacy potential.'

King: 'I said build me a stone HENGE you FOOL! NOT stone HENS!!'

'We've laid it out so that twice a year the sun's rays will penetrate all the way back to the throne and smack him right between the eyes.'

"You have to admire their ingenuity at least -- They're burying their apple cores."

"Freudian Slip"

'The royalties from Muffin's internet videos were really good last month!'

The singular joy of living with a person who routinely glimpses the miraculous in the mundane.

Grades of booze

'No, I've got the same time as you. This thing must be running slow.'

'Wh..? Hey, get hold of yourself, you've been flying ever since you were hatched!'

"You can try all you want, but being smooth is just something you're born with."

"I thought you said centimetres..."

Hummingbird deflates parachute.