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"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

"So that's where you were last night."

Newton's Law and Order.

Horse meat scandal.

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

"Today the CIA investigated the FBI's investigation of the IRS' investigation of Trump."

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

'KEEPING UP in practice simply means knowing which drug the FDA has withdrawn.'

La Tour 2007.

Doping

Gene doping in sport.

'He likes to point out the obvious.'

'Yes, it's full of chemicals.'

"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here."

'OK you didn't eat the rabbit, I believe you; snakes are no strangers to plausible deniability.'

The president drops in for a brief inspection

'Good news and bad news, Kevin. You tested negative for steroids, but positive for estrogen.'

Members of the city and state police, the federal prosecutor's office and an undercover agent pose behind a recently-seized, uncut ounce of prevention (street value: $500,000).

'It says not to use heavy machinery when taking these. What's heavy machinery?'

"He's like Tiger Woods before his comeback."

Paterno State.

There is a new Reaper in town

Drug Side-Effects Research Division

'It's an ethical dilemna now: We have solved the problem but still have two years of funding through our research grant...'

'As I see it, we have three options: be part of the problem, part of the cover up, or part of the wikileakers.'

"I protected a source."

'Here's your medication. And boy - does this have a list of side effects!'

Washington Do's and Don'ts - Some things shouldn't be said while people are dining.