Steroid Scholar T-Shirts

'Good news and bad news, Kevin. You tested negative for steroids, but positive for estrogen.'

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

"Mission 66.666% accomplished."

'This is going really well. I did a great job organizing this lecture.'

'Just a few more steroids and I get-a-chopping!'

Many people suspect that the players aren't the only ones on steroids.

'Good luck son, but genetically you are screwed.'

Sign by school library reads: 'Passing Lane'

When Euclid and Galileo get together they talk about parallel universes.

La Tour 2007.

Doping

Sartre at the Movies.

"Oh, those guys! Are they still taking Steroids?!"

In addition to players, some major league umpires are suspected of using steroids.

"She's so smart...on the highway of life, she's in the E-Z Pass lane."

'So Bob says to me, he says, 'steroid are the only way I can compete at the pro level'. I didn't have the nerve to tell him it has no effect in poker.'

'How did the public know about our positive drug tests?'

Disney's trying to buy Fox. If they did that, then all of Marvel's best heroes would be in the MCU. It would be horrible! The whole Marvel cinematic universe is one big story told by dozens of movies. This would, like, triple the amount of movies I'd have to watch! I'd have to watch every X-Men spinoff to make sure I got every reference made in any Thor or Avengers movie, for instance. HOJ. Your definition of "have to" and my definition of "have to" are very different. I'd have to see them all i

"This is getting out of hand! Every time I drive up to the school, Gracie starts crying!"

'Gribner is batting .317 with six home runs and a positive steroid testing average of just .17 lifetime. Here's the pitch.'

"I'm not a snowflake Martha, I'm just having an eczema flare up."

Franklin D. Roosevelt

Human Silicon Chip: Capable of six computations per hour.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 19

The Great Escape

Woman scared of bug

"It's people like you, young man, who ruin it for everyone else!"

'You'll never get anywhere in life with a diligent attitude like that!'

'I'm Vlad The Impaler, and I approved this message.'

Bad news, David, Goliath is on steroids.

Baseball Hall of Steroid Fame.

Strike Three...

Everything I do all of the time is absolutely perfect and I will be taking no notes.

Health Scare Stories Cause Stress, Says Report.