Stereo Speaker Seducer Gifts

TV loves Music.

Caught in the Music

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Music for car stereos

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

The Music Lover.

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

"But we already had sex."

'Will you turn off your Hi-Fi'

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

Father nails piano lid shut.

Boom Box

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"It won't go any louder.My dad super glued the volume knob on number two."

"That bass isn't bad."

"Cheater"

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

You can't hear it mate,baby's asleep!

How come you never look at me that way?

Check the products and prices.

'I'm a bird person. If he screams, I put a cover over his cage.'

'It's called the Sub-Woofer 1200EX. It's designed specifically for the 16-24 year old driver.'

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

"Turn it up Shaz - I can hear myself think."

'And then for this scene of the great coconut march, we'll just record a bunch of horses.'

Will You Please Turn Off Your Hi-Fi?

'I'm always exhausted after conducting Beethoven's Ninth.'

'And if you're listening to this ladies tennis match in digital stereo the grunt from your left is from Serena Williams and from the right is...'

Music Makes Your Head Spin.

"I heard Ralphie blows out his car speakers every three weeks."