Stereo Supporter Gifts

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Just be yourself."

Theatre Crowd

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Music for car stereos

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

The Music Lover.

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

Please consider donating your cancelled ticket so that we may sing again for you very soon.

Storm chaser van with satellite dish and Storm in a teacup chaser van with cup & spoon.

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

Louis Antoine Jullien

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

Boom Box

'Will you turn off your Hi-Fi'

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

"It won't go any louder.My dad super glued the volume knob on number two."

"That bass isn't bad."

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

"I set a limit: one pity play per actor friend per year."

The New Austerity.

You can't hear it mate,baby's asleep!

Grave with satellite dish.

'It's called the Sub-Woofer 1200EX. It's designed specifically for the 16-24 year old driver.'

"Turn it up Shaz - I can hear myself think."

Check the products and prices.

How come you never look at me that way?

'I'm always exhausted after conducting Beethoven's Ninth.'

Death Rock.

Will You Please Turn Off Your Hi-Fi?

Music Makes Your Head Spin.