Six-string Seducer Gifts

"Cheater"

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

The dream works when the team works!

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

Violin Rehearsal

The violin lesson

The Edward Witten String-Theory Quarter

"But we already had sex."

Cellist wearing face mask.

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

'How could a man who seduced a hundred and thirty-two women find the time to write a twelve-volume memoir?'

'Ortiz, your timing is off...'

String Quartet Vending Machine

"Hey, that's a cat trick."

'Politics-free contract that was only a dream.'

"As far as I'm concerned, gentlemen, this marks the end of the Schwarzwalder String Quartet."

"People are O.K., but I prefer little pieces of string."

Viola jokes are not always suitable chat up lines.

"No, actually the viola is played more like this."

'Whoever told you it was a travel-cello was lying.'

Cellist has accidentally poked out the eyes of all his fellow band members.

"I know a little bit about string theory. I know it's a lot of fun to play with."

Harpist

BB King.

Puppetteer ?

The older the fiddle, the sweeter the music!

Music match.

Violin Maker

The Violin Dealers.