Six-string Seducer Mugs

"Cheater"

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

The dream works when the team works!

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

Violin Rehearsal

The violin lesson

"But we already had sex."

The Edward Witten String-Theory Quarter

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

'How could a man who seduced a hundred and thirty-two women find the time to write a twelve-volume memoir?'

Cellist wearing face mask.

String Quartet Vending Machine

"Hey, that's a cat trick."

'Ortiz, your timing is off...'

'Politics-free contract that was only a dream.'

"As far as I'm concerned, gentlemen, this marks the end of the Schwarzwalder String Quartet."

"No, actually the viola is played more like this."

Viola jokes are not always suitable chat up lines.

"People are O.K., but I prefer little pieces of string."

'Whoever told you it was a travel-cello was lying.'

Cellist has accidentally poked out the eyes of all his fellow band members.

Harpist

"I know a little bit about string theory. I know it's a lot of fun to play with."

The Violin Dealers.

A single violinist with a stage full of conductors.

Music match.

The older the fiddle, the sweeter the music!

Puppetteer ?

Violin Maker