Stepfamily Navigator Gifts

"We need a bigger place for my kids and his kids and our kids."

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

'sugar and spice my eye.'

"'Parent' should always be an action verb."

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

"Me? I thought you were raising them."

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

"Will you turn that TV down? Can't you see I'm on the phone?"

"This baby will hold more than a hundred and twenty-five cubic feet of family rancor."

"I have the kids Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. She has them Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. Thursday they're free-range.

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

'Would you like me to have a word with educational psychologist about Julie?'

"It took some figuring, but I think I figured out how to handle a temperamental teenager."

"Why do they tell us not to be childish? We're only nine!"

"And the lovely, little daughter understood her daddy was tired from harvesting people's personal data all day and went to sleep. The end."

"He fights me when I tell him to take a nap. When I reword it and say go reboot, he doesn't have a problem."

"He's at that awkward age when they can try him as an adult."

"Now that we've got a new bull, is he the calve's stepfather?"

"Can you hold that thought until I consult my new 'Excuses For Mom' app?"

'Get real, Larry!'

"I handled his last adventure. You take this one."

"Mommy want you to have everything she had when she was growing up."

"I'll clean my room when I want. I don't have to listen to you. You're just my step ladder."

"Mom wasn't impressed with my suggestion that we 'agree to disagree'."

"At least now when mom and dad fight it's quieter."

'If at first you don't succeed, don't plan on moving back home.'

"Dad's working out car charging points if we want to visit grandad."

'We should've just dropped off our lists and taken our chances. But no, you had to bring a lawyer into the negotiations.'

"If you can't bond with him, at least 'like' him on social media."

"Remember, theres a right way to do things and there's your father's way."