New Step-family Gifts

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

"Having a cat will prepare us for having a teenager one day."

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

Same sex families - it's about love, not sex, after all...

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

Mythical Family of Four

"We've found your birth mother."

Step Mom's Diner: Under New Management.

Quick Response Forces at East 89th Street

"When you say you want to speak to my parents, do you mean my mommy and her new husband, or my daddy and his new wife or my mommy and daddy?"

"Sorry to break it to you like this, son, but you're not adopted."

"I'll clean my room when I want. I don't have to listen to you. You're just my step ladder."

"Now that we've got a new bull, is he the calve's stepfather?"

"You just wait until your other mother gets home, young man!"

'Shall we have a small family Alfred? - I've got 10 kids from my first marriage!'

'It must have belonged to Mom before she married Dad. He calls it his step-ladder.'

"Mom's new boyfriend wants to take me tropical beach fishing."

"We need a bigger place for my kids and his kids and our kids."

"Good evening. I am Martha's son by a previous marriage."

Kids and Step-Families

"I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was young."

'A not from my parents?... Which set?'

"Thanks, Mom. Thanks, Kevin. I had a very nice time."

"Let me introduce you to my step-brother."

'I'm glad Mom married you, Dad, you're a stepfather in the right direction.'

'I have more step-dads than you do!'

'Well done Mum. You finally got one.'

'Mia has three kids from her first marriage, one from her second, and two from her third. I've got four from my first marriage, one from my second, two from my third and one from my fourth. For our marriage, Mia and I have decided to cool it.'

'My third daddy was my favorite; since him, they've all been pretty much uncles.'