New Step-family T-Shirts

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

"Having a cat will prepare us for having a teenager one day."

Same sex families - it's about love, not sex, after all...

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

Mythical Family of Four

"We've found your birth mother."

Quick Response Forces at East 89th Street

"When you say you want to speak to my parents, do you mean my mommy and her new husband, or my daddy and his new wife or my mommy and daddy?"

"Now that we've got a new bull, is he the calve's stepfather?"

"I'll clean my room when I want. I don't have to listen to you. You're just my step ladder."

"You just wait until your other mother gets home, young man!"

'It must have belonged to Mom before she married Dad. He calls it his step-ladder.'

'Shall we have a small family Alfred? - I've got 10 kids from my first marriage!'

"We need a bigger place for my kids and his kids and our kids."

"Mom's new boyfriend wants to take me tropical beach fishing."

"Good evening. I am Martha's son by a previous marriage."

Kids and Step-Families

"Let me introduce you to my step-brother."

"Thanks, Mom. Thanks, Kevin. I had a very nice time."

'A not from my parents?... Which set?'

'I'm glad Mom married you, Dad, you're a stepfather in the right direction.'

'I have more step-dads than you do!'

'My third daddy was my favorite; since him, they've all been pretty much uncles.'

'Mia has three kids from her first marriage, one from her second, and two from her third. I've got four from my first marriage, one from my second, two from my third and one from my fourth. For our marriage, Mia and I have decided to cool it.'

'Guess what, Mom - Suzie and I just found out that we have the same ex-Dad!'

'She just likes saying 'Uranus'.'