Step Conquerors Mugs

Beware of the slog...

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

Elevator is now equipped with stairclimber exercise machine.

'I've bought myself a pedometer: I want to see how much ground we cover during the annual migration...'

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

Mountain Climbers get a Surprise.

The Top and The Tippy-top (mountain climbing)

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

"Really should so some exercise. . . ."

Because it's there!

"I wish I'd put in a stair lift."

'When you created the world, Lord, did you know that Miss Rabone would be able to fit the whole thing into one geography test?'

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

A giant crowd, both in line for coffee and airport security.

"Forget 10,000 steps. I've programmed it to help me reach 10,000 dollars a day."

"Hi, I've reached my daily steps target, can you come and pick me up?"

Kids - who'd have em?

"All you do is binge watch."

"The real torture is not being able to get my steps in."

'I tried to meet the sales goal but alas! It fought like a mule and it bit like a crocodile!'

'How to beat a computer.'

"Afraid this whole section's barren. But, I got my 10,000 steps in!"

Mountaineer dive-bombed by bird

Supermarket checkout sigs read: 'Eight items or less; Cash only; I'll think of something.'

'For some reason, hiking up here reminds me of my underperforming portfolio!'

Unpacking