Staircase Conqueror Mugs

"It's good that he can manage the stairs at his age."

Rage.

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

Computer Gamers.

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

Speleologist

No U Turn.

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

"I wish I'd put in a stair lift."

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

Tandem Mountain Bike/Gnarly Stump.

Law Judge playing video game called 'Call of Jury Duty II'.

"The classics can be so intimidating."

"I want to apologize for some of the remarks I made during the heat of battle."

"Come on! You can do this!!"

'One cavity in 10 visits.' 'No cavities and no visits.'