Stair Conqueror Mugs

"I wish I'd put in a stair lift."

Occu-Pie Mars

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

"Must get a longer cable."

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

Dead Scientists Climbs DNA Stairway to Heaven.

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

'Are you ready to experience what no man has ever achieved before?'

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."

"You won't gain weight drinking beer here. The bathroom is three flights up."

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

No U Turn.

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

Tandem Mountain Bike/Gnarly Stump.

"Officer, my husband went back there last night to hook up a DVR... and I haven't seen him since!"

Weight Loss Center on top of huge stairway used to get to the top.

"I volunteered for this position because it's good for my cardio."

It feels good to be first...

"I want to apologize for some of the remarks I made during the heat of battle."

Man out of breath, Breathtaking Views

'Apparently it was only his fear of heights that stopped him from jumping.'

Man falls from above mountain summit.

"I'm starting a fitness program. Since we work on the 90th floor, I'm nor requiring all employees o use the stairs."

King of the Mountain

Businessman with multiple diplomas - "Do you think you can buy me some competencies too, Dad?"