Step Conquerors Pillows

Beware of the slog...

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

'I've bought myself a pedometer: I want to see how much ground we cover during the annual migration...'

The 39 Steps

Mountain Climbers get a Surprise.

Elevator is now equipped with stairclimber exercise machine.

The Top and The Tippy-top (mountain climbing)

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

"Really should so some exercise. . . ."

Because it's there!

"I wish I'd put in a stair lift."

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

'When you created the world, Lord, did you know that Miss Rabone would be able to fit the whole thing into one geography test?'

Fascinating Fact: More climbers have perished on the way down this mountain than on the way up.

A giant crowd, both in line for coffee and airport security.

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

"Forget 10,000 steps. I've programmed it to help me reach 10,000 dollars a day."

"All you do is binge watch."

"Hi, I've reached my daily steps target, can you come and pick me up?"

Ok, ok, if that's what you need to meet your daily goal, we can do 21 paces instead.

Kids - who'd have em?

"The real torture is not being able to get my steps in."

'How to beat a computer.'

Mountaineer dive-bombed by bird

'I tried to meet the sales goal but alas! It fought like a mule and it bit like a crocodile!'

"Afraid this whole section's barren. But, I got my 10,000 steps in!"

Supermarket checkout sigs read: 'Eight items or less; Cash only; I'll think of something.'

'For some reason, hiking up here reminds me of my underperforming portfolio!'

"It's the only way we can get through to them!"

Fitbit on Shabbos