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'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Boptimism

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

A man looks up at the earth

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

Questions

"Take me to your thought leader."

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

Priest's x-ray showing his crucifix.

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

'This is the one - we want you to pray for this one.'

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?'

Dead Scientists Climbs DNA Stairway to Heaven.

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

Portrait of Sigmund Freud

"This song is dedicated to all of you who have been having a hard time deciding between the big bang and steady state theories."

"We've proven, without a doubt, that as the Universe expands our butts look smaller."

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

'I'm worried, Master has suddenly developed a morbid obsession: He asks me to play dead all the time now...'

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

Wind Warning on the moon.

'If the universe is expanding, shouldn't we invest?'

'What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.'

'Howling at the Moon got me interested in Astronomy...'

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'The only part of the universe which isn't expanding is the budget for this place.'

'And people wonder why we're searching for intelligent life.'