Stellar Psychologist Pillows

You have a lot of patients coming to your for counseling! Yeah, I just saw a supernova who is dealing with burnout. Later, I'll see Pluto about his inferiority complex and a black hole who wants to fill a void in its life. Then Hailey's Comet and his wife will discuss why he's rarely there for her. Since your practice went universal it just keeps expanding! You're so busy! Yeah, my head is spinning!

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Boptimism

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

A man looks up at the earth

Questions

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

"Take me to your thought leader."

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

Priest's x-ray showing his crucifix.

You're making me very angry right now, Al. Did you know that before Rorschach came up with his inkblot test, he had one that involved blood spatters?

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

'This is the one - we want you to pray for this one.'

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?'

Portrait of Sigmund Freud

"We've proven, without a doubt, that as the Universe expands our butts look smaller."

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

"This song is dedicated to all of you who have been having a hard time deciding between the big bang and steady state theories."

Dead Scientists Climbs DNA Stairway to Heaven.

'I'm worried, Master has suddenly developed a morbid obsession: He asks me to play dead all the time now...'

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

Wind Warning on the moon.

'If the universe is expanding, shouldn't we invest?'

'What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.'

'Howling at the Moon got me interested in Astronomy...'

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'The only part of the universe which isn't expanding is the budget for this place.'