Steinbeck Fan Gifts

John Steinbeck

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

"Amateurs."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Leonore from Fidelio

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

'We were made for each other.'

'It always great to get away from it all.'

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

Angela Merkel

Welcome to Scotland...

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"From one to ten, ten being the worst, describe how poorly drawn and antiquated this pain chart is."

"Oh sure, some random monster runs amok through the village, and the first person you pull in for questioning is my client!"

Like, Real Gone...

Frankenstein makes Pinocchio

Morrissey

'I've been recalled. Do I have any legal recourse?'

Baggage Reclaim

Beethoven's Bagatelle: 'Schnaps fur Elise'

'It's not tunes, it's Beethoven.'

"The staff of this hospital would like to assure you, Mrs. Smith, that the brain of Mr. Smith ending up in Frankenstein's monster was entirely unintentional."

The Original Stonehenge: '...it's just that I hate all the effort to alter the clock twice a year.'

Frankenstein D.I.Y.

Halloween... what a perfect cover for... Beatnicks from space!

"It all started with him wanting a pocket for his spare bolts."

"Everything points to your having a mid-death crisis."

'My mad scientist doesn't understand me!'

Frankenstein's Monster Auto Mechanic

God raises the steaks.

Yeah, I'm not sure about that guy.

"Peanuts, lactose and gluten are fine. I'm checking for garlic."