Steinbeck Fan Mugs

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

"Amateurs."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Leonore from Fidelio

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

'It always great to get away from it all.'

'We were made for each other.'

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

Angela Merkel

Welcome to Scotland...

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"From one to ten, ten being the worst, describe how poorly drawn and antiquated this pain chart is."

"Oh sure, some random monster runs amok through the village, and the first person you pull in for questioning is my client!"

Like, Real Gone...

'I've been recalled. Do I have any legal recourse?'

Frankenstein makes Pinocchio

Beethoven's Bagatelle: 'Schnaps fur Elise'

"The staff of this hospital would like to assure you, Mrs. Smith, that the brain of Mr. Smith ending up in Frankenstein's monster was entirely unintentional."

Baggage Reclaim

'It's not tunes, it's Beethoven.'

The Original Stonehenge: '...it's just that I hate all the effort to alter the clock twice a year.'

God raises the steaks.

Frankenstein D.I.Y.

"It all started with him wanting a pocket for his spare bolts."

Halloween... what a perfect cover for... Beatnicks from space!

"Everything points to your having a mid-death crisis."

'My mad scientist doesn't understand me!'

Frankenstein's Monster Auto Mechanic

"Peanuts, lactose and gluten are fine. I'm checking for garlic."

Bismarck's Criticism of Wilhelmine Imperial Policy

Frankenhog.