Steering Wheel Sanitizer Pillows

"To be honest it's not really driverless, I'm just scared I might catch something off the steering wheel."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Confused drivers

Criminal Germs

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

Now sanitize the lamp and yell your wishes.

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

"Who sanitizes the Sanitizer?"

"Mom, when will I be old enough to contain alcohol?"

'Hold on, I have to throw a little road rage at this guy beside me.'

"I coulda been killed had this not deployed. Thank god for my passenger's side handbag!

Hand Sanitisers

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

Road-rage speedometers.

"So, once again, Mrs Smith, it's grab handle, grip firmly, and pull straight towards you..."

"Hello. . . Police? We've been burgled! The bastards have taken all of our soap, hand sanitiser and toilet rolls!"

fanatic driver.

"Give me a second. I just have to finish this text I started in the car."

Watch Out For The Idiot Behind The Guy In Front Of You.

'No more for him mate. He's driving.'

"You better hurry up and get in the queue!"

Hand Sanitizer in Restaurant

Please wash hands before using hand sanitizer

Cold and flu season: Shoot. Now I've gotta go wash my hands.

I can't tell anymore if you're sanitizing your hands or just wringing them.

Hand Sanitizer

Art in Pandemic Time.

Wash hands after touching door knob.

Driver's Block

"Purell?"

For the worst killers, there's no vaccine.

Flu #1.