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"I always come here when I need to blow of some steam."

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Beanirrito"

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

"Hello Mum .. The Doc wants to know if I have difficulty making decisions. What do you think?"

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

"The STEM program has many advantages: you can invent stuff, you can use great equipment...but let's talk about the great cafeteria food."

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

"Have you ever heard anyone yell 'EEEK! A psychiatrist!'?"

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

'I can't even watch football on TV. When they go into a huddle I'm sure they're talking about me.'

'You seem pretty wound up today.'

Railway Map of England (A Prophecy)

"Dad, can you just ground me instead?"

The AdRams Family no.8 - Boy sent out of his room for punishment

"I have a recurring dream that I have a recurring dream, but I can't remember what it is!"

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

'Broken down! Mr. Stephenson mend it sir, mend it, its not rocket science.'

Graffiti about dominoes, beer etc. Old man says: 'To deter vandals, I'm doing my own graffiti.'

"It's great that you both enjoy live music, but who are you and how did you get in our garage?"

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

"You're not the first patient I've had who thinks he's a dog, Mr Buxton, so please, get up on the couch."

"I'm in the Bbm7 of my discontent."

Don't disturb yourself, mum; there's nothing in it that'll smash.