Steam Session Enthusiasts Gifts

"I always come here when I need to blow of some steam."

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

"Beanirrito"

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

"Hello Mum .. The Doc wants to know if I have difficulty making decisions. What do you think?"

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

"The STEM program has many advantages: you can invent stuff, you can use great equipment...but let's talk about the great cafeteria food."

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

"Have you ever heard anyone yell 'EEEK! A psychiatrist!'?"

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

'This helps with the kids who are obsessed with videogames.'

In a twist on "It's A Wonderful Life," sometimes I wonder what the world would have been like if I HAD existed.

Psychiatry. I know I've lost touch with reality, but in my defense, reality started it.

'I can't even watch football on TV. When they go into a huddle I'm sure they're talking about me.'

'You seem pretty wound up today.'

Railway Map of England (A Prophecy)

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

"Dad, can you just ground me instead?"

The AdRams Family no.8 - Boy sent out of his room for punishment

"Going out to play? Get back to the computer and start e.gaming!"

"I have a recurring dream that I have a recurring dream, but I can't remember what it is!"

'Broken down! Mr. Stephenson mend it sir, mend it, its not rocket science.'

Graffiti about dominoes, beer etc. Old man says: 'To deter vandals, I'm doing my own graffiti.'

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

"I'm in the Bbm7 of my discontent."

"You're not the first patient I've had who thinks he's a dog, Mr Buxton, so please, get up on the couch."

"It's great that you both enjoy live music, but who are you and how did you get in our garage?"