Steam Kettle Fanatic T-Shirts

'Hello darling,is our car fitted with a steam kettle...?'

"Beanirrito"

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

"Habanero ..."

Run from the hills!

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

Railway Map of England (A Prophecy)

'If you hire me, you'll get this lovely electrical water kettle for free!!'

Tomorrow's Special: Flavored Whole Milk

Graffiti about dominoes, beer etc. Old man says: 'To deter vandals, I'm doing my own graffiti.'

'Broken down! Mr. Stephenson mend it sir, mend it, its not rocket science.'

Winter Roadwork...

'You want to go somewhere really hot - that can be arranged.'

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'

'I'm worried Tom has a drinking problem.'

Don't disturb yourself, mum; there's nothing in it that'll smash.

'Give us a push mate, it won't start.'

Courage Frosty. Courage.

Man lost in desert, sign reads: Caution Sun Glare next 200 miles.

'Mmm that's a bit different for 8:45.'

Riding a Teapot

Man In Steamboat.

Old Scientist.

River Guerillas - Explosion of a Shell in Ladies Salon of Steamer 'Welcome', at Waaterproof, Mississipi

"I'm used to this from doing Bikram yoga."

'Have you tried not watching it, sir?'