Stealthy Socializer Gifts

'It's okay guys! Come on in,the coaster's clear!'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"Practicing my hate-face."

The Devil's advocaat.

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

Model Stealth Bomber.

University Challenged

"You ruin every virtual party we go to!"

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

A group of people sit in a coffee shop.

'Your drink, madam. Courtesy of the gentlemen at the bar.'

"Summer may be ending, but thankfully wine is year round."

"Our flying monkeys really seem to be hitting it off."

"White chocolate mocha, please." "Just the drink? Or the combo?" "What's in the combo?" "You get the white chocolate mocha, plus a ham sandwich, plus a bag of chips, for $17." "Seems pricy." "Of course. That's why I only recommend our premium combos to people who can afford them." "One look at you and I could tell you're a man of means. You walk with such swagger -- such regal elegance." "I wasn't wrong about you, was I?" "Give me two combos." "Just two?" "Very. Bad. Man."

'This wine is so good it makes even you interesting.'

"Of all the lazy, lowdown, deadbeat, pathetic losers you've ever met who had the most influence on you?"

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

"You're a plumber, I'm a doctor. Now that I've given you some free medical advice, how about stepping into my kitchen and fixing my leaky faucet?"

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

"Can you turn your video on, Ralph?"

Running on Empty

'I'm sorry darling. I'm not very good company tonight.'

Cats Zoom

Happiness is... escaping the bar without your therapist seeing you."

"Maybe we should change the name of the parish to something cool, like the Protestants do and add a coffee bar."

"The other thing I love about drinking is that you can't do it online."

Military Hospital.

"I thought, 'Join me in a cup of coffee', was just an expression!"

"Come play doubles with us, Danny."

'Rodney doesn't mingle so much as rotates!'