Staying At A Guest House Gifts

Bathroom Fashion

'Now here's a place I like!'

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

Mini Bar

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

'What if I promise not to look?'

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

Mattress sale

The doctor is INN

'Yes,that's right-just a stone's throw from the beach...'

"Haven't we seen this one before?"

'Can I sleep over in the real world? Please, please, please, please.'

"I'm so tired I can't think straight. Give me a room that's idiot-proof."

"There's a gender neutral toilet under the bed."

"You should have been more specific when you booked a room with a sea view."

"Why can't duvets be square?"

Guest Houses.

'Oognik! -- If I'd known you were coming, I'd have harpooned a whale!'

'Thank you for folding up the sleeper sofa, Dear. Have you seen Mother?'

'We like to go on holiday early in the season...when the sheets are still clean.'

"Will you be requiring a wake up call?"

'Don't worry dear, he's waiting for a fly.'

Punchline: Another weekend ruined by an unexpected houseguest.

"I got a call about some overstaying guests."

'You know the rules, Mr Perkins - no visitors after ten o'clock!'

"Help pay my minibar bill."

We're looking for something small and uncomfortable...it's for the guest room.

"I think the air mattress is telling us that he overstayed his welcome."

"Faster! By God, you'll earn that tip yet!"

"It's only for a week. You know that you and mother don't like to sleep three in a bed!"

'Darling... after two weeks at your sister's she's finally given us a set of scales.'

'You're cleaning the house. Who's coming over?'

'I wish to complain. Someone has left this small chocolate on my pillow.'

Just a minute..