Stay-at-home Comedy Gifts

Christina's lockdown

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

Happy Brithday

'I didn't hear you calling. I can't listen to everybody who yells at me.'

Search for Missing Socks

"I see the cat's left us another little offering."

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

Please Wait Here To Be Scolded

'I didn't have time to cut the lawn, so I used your credit card to have it carpeted. Do you like the cool color I picked out?'

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

"And that was my day at the office. Thanks, Alice, you've been a great audience!"

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis."

"Last night we watched three movies back to back. I was the one facing the telly."

Stay at Home Yellowstone.

Writer's Block

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

'Oh no, they're back!'

Snowman in the Freezer.

"I'm getting real sick of picking up your laundry, Adam."

'I DO NOT pamper the dog - Now get out of his chair!'

'Hello Darling, I am on the bed with the window cleaner.'

"So is that enough 'putting out' for you?"

"When people talk about a 'staycation' this isn't what they mean!"

You Must Be This Tall - To Have An Opinion

"I wonder what happened in all those other timelines?"

A slipper looks at a woman putting on her shoes

'Harold is so overjoyed about your trip, Mother, he's speechless!'

'Why, oh why, did I try telecommuting...'

"Excellent company car. Especially if you work from home."

'I asked if I could work from home.'

Day 21 of self-isolation, and the DIY haircut hadn't been a complete success.

Fighting coronavirus