Stay-at-home Comedy Gifts

Christina's lockdown

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

Happy Brithday

'I didn't hear you calling. I can't listen to everybody who yells at me.'

Search for Missing Socks

"I see the cat's left us another little offering."

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

Please Wait Here To Be Scolded

'I didn't have time to cut the lawn, so I used your credit card to have it carpeted. Do you like the cool color I picked out?'

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

"And that was my day at the office. Thanks, Alice, you've been a great audience!"

"Last night we watched three movies back to back. I was the one facing the telly."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis."

'Oh no, they're back!'

"I'm getting real sick of picking up your laundry, Adam."

Snowman in the Freezer.

'I DO NOT pamper the dog - Now get out of his chair!'

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

Stay at Home Yellowstone.

Writer's Block

'Hello Darling, I am on the bed with the window cleaner.'

"So is that enough 'putting out' for you?"

You Must Be This Tall - To Have An Opinion

"When people talk about a 'staycation' this isn't what they mean!"

'Harold is so overjoyed about your trip, Mother, he's speechless!'

"I wonder what happened in all those other timelines?"

A slipper looks at a woman putting on her shoes

'Why, oh why, did I try telecommuting...'

"Excellent company car. Especially if you work from home."

'I asked if I could work from home.'

Day 21 of self-isolation, and the DIY haircut hadn't been a complete success.

Fighting coronavirus