"I'm the CEO of a giant telecommunications firm - but that's just to put food on the table. My real ambition is to be a waiter."
Status Skeptical Gifts
If you have someone in mind who approaches life with a dash of skepticism and a quick wit, our collection offers playful and thoughtful gifts that resonate. Perfect for those who question and critique with humor, these products celebrate their creative outlook. From mugs to shirts, find the ideal token that acknowledges their skepticism while adding a touch of fun to their day.
"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."
"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."
'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'
"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."
"You call yourselves a demographic?"
Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'
"A new survey shows only 3% of Americans take surveys, but everyone believes the stupid things."
A shrink charges $200 an hour, but double chocolate layer cake is only $19.95.
"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"
Therapy Group For Those Who Are Afraid of Therapy Groups
Right now my brother Al is paying a psychiatrist a hundred bucks an hour to hear his troubles, while I'm drinking beer and telling you mine at happy hour prices. Obviously, Al IS the crazy one.
Little Taxes.
'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'
"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"
"Here's a great software update. It lets me delete all the features that I didn't want from the last update."
"You didn't fill out our customer survey."
"Sorry. No refunds."
What's your stupid opinion on the following...
"Has it ever occurred to you that you might be my trophy husband?"
Survey: Congestion Charge is wonderful and Ken is a God. Agree/Strongly Agree/Utterly Agree/Agree Big Time.
"I've torn up the questionnaire but am using the lovely pen you sent me"
'You got the job, the family and now the fancy car. But it's not enough, is it? No, my friend, it's never enough.'
"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"
'I'm not coming here again Doctor Melrose. I'd rather talk to my plants.'
2013: psychoanalysis is formally declared a scam.
Elevators offer choice of conversation or conversation-free.
Harold Was Done Asking Customers About Their Day
That was refreshing. My long, sad story? No, my nap.
A person is reading another person's thoughts.
Small Talk Lounge
"Before you head back to the future, we'd like you to fill out this survey to help us improve our era."
Unfortunately of the 78% of people who completed more than 56% of the survey 98% thought it was a complete waste of time
'I'm not paying $200 per hour for therapy, so you must be the one who's nuts.'
'The streets of Dodge City fell eerily quiet as the market researchers strode into town.'
Status Skeptical Gifts Collection
Status Skeptical Mugs
Looking for more witty gifts? Check out our collection of mugs perfect for skeptical minds—there's a humorous option waiting for you.
Status Skeptical Pillows
Relax with pillows that humorously embrace skepticism—find the perfect one to add personality and wit to their home or office.
Status Skeptical Prints
Decorate with prints that celebrate skepticism and wit—ideal for the clever, creative thinker in your life.
Status Skeptical T-Shirts
Discover a range of t-shirts designed for the creatively skeptical—fun, witty, and ideal for making a statement that’s both clever and amusing.