Status Symbol Skeptic Gifts

"I can tell you exactly what he was compensating for."

"Has it ever occurred to you that you might be my trophy husband?"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

"Finally, a succinct corporate mission statement."

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

That should get you motivated.

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

'Have you met my vice-presidents?'

"I'll cut to the chase, Wiggins. I'm hearing rumors that you have a bigger chair than me."

"I don't do intimidation"

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

"Our nation hasn't been to war in a hundred years. Where the hell did we get all these medals?"

Plumbing Company Executive

"So if I'm to understand you correctly, this 'engineered athletic footwear' with its 'extended torsion system' is also a sneaker?"

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

"I'm the CEO of a giant telecommunications firm - but that's just to put food on the table. My real ambition is to be a waiter."

'Norton, you'll never be a great success until you get a smaller cellphone and a bigger automobile.'

"'Love makes a Subaru a Subaru' my eye!"

"So you see, even greed has its rewards."