Statue Snackers Pillows

Pierre was full of himself.

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Beer Order

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Breakfast surreal.

Out to Scrunch.

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

At least Sunday is still a holy day.

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

'Don't take it personally... he doesn't know I'm here either.'

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

'We've been through thick and thin. Tell me about the thin again.'

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

'He asked me if I wanted to put anything on my burger, so I had a tenner each way.'

'These things always taste better at the ballpark.'

"There's nothing like ballpark sushi."

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

"These are the best seats. Remember when they used to put us next to the bus stop?"

Football today

'Leftovers...! Leftovers!'

Pizza delivery to heaven.

'I'll have the Pollack salad, and a glass of house wine.'

'Oi! - Have you nicked one of my sausages?'

'It's just a few things your concession stand doesn't carry - fried chicken, potato salad, pumpkin pie...'

'Your ball park mustard, Sir.'

Diet.

Suddenly, God gets the urge for an Earth cream cone.

"I don't care if it is the best value... next time we're just getting a MEDIUM popcorn!"

Cull people who eat big bags of potato chips during a movie.

'We lost everything - hot dogs, popcorn, game programs, an order of nachos. Got out of our seats with just the clothes on our backs, but we're both OK, and that's what matters most.'