Spiritual Snackers Pillows

Pizza delivery to heaven.

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Holy Macaroni,

"Namasteak"

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

"First, do no ham."

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

"Put some spiritual food in there."

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

'We've been through thick and thin. Tell me about the thin again.'

Bishop reads menu which features only loaves, fishes, water and wine.

Husband eats popcorn wife is stringing for Christmas tree.

Holy Pizza

"For those of you visiting our church for the first time just raise your hand and our ushers will refresh your coffee."

"Make me one with everything."

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

Grace.

'You realize, we can't have frozen yogurt EVERY day.'

"But if we add to Santa's cholesterol we could be ruining him for future generations."

The Deli Lama - Sandwich shop.

"Is your angel food cake non-denominational?"

"Dad, what is a meal?"

Medium Fries and a Drink

'Prayer services held in pub' "Same again please..."

"Give us this day our daily bread...and maybe a nice dip to go with it..."

Buddhist Burgers: 'Make me one with everything'.

Benefits of going out to eat with Jesus.

Body for After-Life

"Pizza lover's pizza"

Fat Buddhist contemplating eating the dove of peace.

Suddenly, God gets the urge for an Earth cream cone.

Yoga n' Crisps

'Personally, I think the cumulous taste more cotton candy then marshmallow.'