Spiritual Snack Enthusiast Pillows

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"Put some spiritual food in there."

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Rage.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Super Heroes.

Love is when you watch television together.

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

Back in 5 minutes!

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Pope tarts.

Sheltering in place.