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"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"Put some spiritual food in there."

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Rage.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Love is when you watch television together.

Super Heroes.

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Goal!"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

Sheltering in place.

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