Spiritual Snack-seeker Pillows

Fat Buddhist contemplating eating the dove of peace.

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Student Food Pyramid

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Holy Macaroni,

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"It's a map to the vending machines."

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"You complete me."

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'Because it's there!'

"First, do no ham."

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

'Why would you need GPS? Have you suddenly forgotten how to get from the couch to the refrigerator?'