Spiritual Snack-seeker Pillows

Fat Buddhist contemplating eating the dove of peace.

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Honest Vending

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Holy Macaroni,

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

Student Food Pyramid

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

"It's a map to the vending machines."

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"You complete me."

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

'Because it's there!'

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

"First, do no ham."

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'