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Pierre was full of himself.

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

Beer Order

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Breakfast surreal.

This is great, Ernie, there's a pennant race and the ballpark is packed every day! The food selection here is unmatched anywhere! Today I've already had nachos, a bit of hot dog and some ice cream! Coming here always makes me queasy! Oh, the foods too much for you? No, I just get nervous in a place where the term "sacrifice fly" is used!

"Alexa, tell me ways I can be less of a lazy slob who won't get up to turn off the lights."

Out to Scrunch.

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'Don't take it personally... he doesn't know I'm here either.'

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

At least Sunday is still a holy day.

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

'We've been through thick and thin. Tell me about the thin again.'

'He asked me if I wanted to put anything on my burger, so I had a tenner each way.'

'These things always taste better at the ballpark.'

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

"These are the best seats. Remember when they used to put us next to the bus stop?"

"There's nothing like ballpark sushi."

Sometimes, instead of one big meal, I prefer tapas.

'I'll have the Pollack salad, and a glass of house wine.'

Pizza delivery to heaven.

Football today

'Leftovers...! Leftovers!'

'Oi! - Have you nicked one of my sausages?'

'It's just a few things your concession stand doesn't carry - fried chicken, potato salad, pumpkin pie...'

"I don't care if it is the best value... next time we're just getting a MEDIUM popcorn!"

Cull people who eat big bags of potato chips during a movie.

Diet.

'Your ball park mustard, Sir.'

'We lost everything - hot dogs, popcorn, game programs, an order of nachos. Got out of our seats with just the clothes on our backs, but we're both OK, and that's what matters most.'