Statistic Sherlock Gifts

'Who said 'duh'?'

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'Of students surveyed, 64% prefer English and 32% prefer math. The fact that these numbers do not add up to 100 may help explain why.'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"This is where things started getting really weird."

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"Grammar-police, sir, we have some questions about your online posts and the inappropriate use of apostrophes."

Graph to find your IQ

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

"It's incredible, Watson. I... I feel like a god."

'They profiled me just because I'm a bank robber!'

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

'Our crime figures are down!'

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

'But Holmes, how did you know what the victim had for his last meal?'

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

My statistics are not rubbish. Why are you always so mean?

"It's ailementry, my dear Holmes."

'Don't be absurd, Holmes. There is no way Moriarty could get at our Swiss account!'

Basil Rathbone Caricature

'A piece of skin from the killer's arm, by jove. Let's go back to the lab, clone it, and identify the murderer when he grows up.'

"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."

"My metier is ratiocination."

Dr Watson holding a sign saying: 'Holmesless'.

'I'm working on an upgrade of the computer, "Watson." I'll call it "Holmes".'

'We'll only do 72% of it, since it's been reported that 28% of surgery is unnecessary.'

Detective with a magnifying glass.

Sherlock Holmes peering through giant magnifying glass.

"Mr. Colton, do we stand behind our products?"