Syntax Sherlock Gifts

"Grammar-police, sir, we have some questions about your online posts and the inappropriate use of apostrophes."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

A boy acting suspiciously

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

Sherlock Holmes Museum: No Hounds.

"That's hardly necessary!"

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Who stole my candy?

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"It's incredible, Watson. I... I feel like a god."

"It's the Grammar Police! Have you been using 'your' when you should be using 'you're' again?"

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

Sherlock Holmes' tax return

'It was a victimless crime... unless you count the Board of Directors and the shareholders.'

'They profiled me just because I'm a bank robber!'

'Who said 'duh'?'

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

Police Dept. K-9 Unit. Just once I'd like to go undercover as a bad dog.

'But Holmes, how did you know what the victim had for his last meal?'

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

"It's a puzzling case, Watson. For all I know, the culprit could be staring me right in the face."

I just spend all day inventing the conjunction! And?

The mint on the pillow? Why it's complimentary my dear, Watson!

'And always remember that it is the gritty colon itself, not the half-baked semi-colon, that wields the power to confound even the most erudite minds.'

"It's ailementry, my dear Holmes."

To help for having job my lost a translator as

The dog chased the cat. Who can tell me what the subject is? It's grammar, isn't it?!

'Don't be absurd, Holmes. There is no way Moriarty could get at our Swiss account!'

Basil Rathbone Caricature

'At a guess I'd say there were Santa's little helpers.'

'A piece of skin from the killer's arm, by jove. Let's go back to the lab, clone it, and identify the murderer when he grows up.'

Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch