Young Sherlock Gifts

"Okay, but before I tell you who broke the window I'll have to check you're not wearing a wire."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

A boy acting suspiciously

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

Sherlock Holmes Museum: No Hounds.

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

"That's hardly necessary!"

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"Finally...school starts next week."

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

Who stole my candy?

"Grammar-police, sir, we have some questions about your online posts and the inappropriate use of apostrophes."

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

"It's incredible, Watson. I... I feel like a god."

'They profiled me just because I'm a bank robber!'

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

"I was master of all I surveyed... then they hit me with second grade."

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

'But Holmes, how did you know what the victim had for his last meal?'

"I'll look into it, but you're still in the first grade. Normally, they don't give student loans until you're in college."

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.