Sherlockian Sleuth Gifts

"Watson, I believe we're stumbled onto something big."

'Holmes, I really think you ought to cut down on these three-pipe problems.'

'Your pistol's useless, Watson - it's the Penguin of the Baskervilles!'

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

Basil Rathbone Caricature

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Paranormal A-Z...

$1: Family Secrets

He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Well did he?"

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

Experts through the ages.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Those missing socks...where do they go?

Sherlock Holmes' tax return

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

"It's incredible, Watson. I... I feel like a god."

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

Lost Property - Missing Head

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

The Complete Cycle.

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"

Got suspicious after he asked to see a recent picture and she sent over an oil painting.

'Loose lips sink principalships.'