State-split Enthusiast Pillows

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"I have 25 patients in my counselling group...Mrs Sherman, Mr Martin, and Mr Martins 23 other personalities."

Piorities in Minnesota.

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

"Welcome to Alabama. Pro-life at birth; not so much after that."

Banana Split

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

'If you want to avoid the daily grind...of the organ, you could sell banana splits, entertain at birthday parties, work in a scientists lab or do accounting for politicians...'

How the U.S. would look if Texas and Rhode Island switched places

'Ere Mabel, know anything about agreeing to a home swop?'

This place says they have the biggest pizza slice in town...

'We've a problem family at number 38, they all work, they're debt free, have no drug problems and appear to be happy.'

California

Iowa: the new fragrance

"Separate checks as always, Dr Jekyll."

Rejected State Flowers

'It just wouldn't work out, Derek. I'm from a red state, and you're from a blue state.'

"New Hampshire kinda welcomes you. Live free or die."

"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California."

Mutual breakup.

'...we're waiting for Mr. Hyde's character witness, Dr. Jekyll, to appear.'

'Oh, go ahead. You just won't eat anything else for the next year... or two.'

Entering Rhode Island - Hours 12 pm to midnight, Tues. thru Sun. Closed Mondays.

"Ah, Doctor Jekyll, Table for two"

"In a controversial move today, the State of Rhode Island made a tender offer for the State of New Jersey."

"What if an atheist is elected president? Will he still have to be sworn in with a bible?"

'Nothing we can do - the rat was named the state rodent.'