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State-split Enthusiast T-Shirts
Show off their passion for geographical fun! These state-split enthusiast t-shirts are witty, creative, and built to turn heads—ideal for casual outings or adding personality to everyday wear.
Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition
Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....
Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.
"I have 25 patients in my counselling group...Mrs Sherman, Mr Martin, and Mr Martins 23 other personalities."
Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.
Piorities in Minnesota.
"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."
"Welcome to Alabama. Pro-life at birth; not so much after that."
Banana Split
You're in a terrible state, Al. Don't pick on New Jersey, doctor.
'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'
'If you want to avoid the daily grind...of the organ, you could sell banana splits, entertain at birthday parties, work in a scientists lab or do accounting for politicians...'
How the U.S. would look if Texas and Rhode Island switched places
Yeah, I guess it works better for New York than mine does for Maine.
'Ere Mabel, know anything about agreeing to a home swop?'
This place says they have the biggest pizza slice in town...
'We've a problem family at number 38, they all work, they're debt free, have no drug problems and appear to be happy.'
California
Iowa: the new fragrance
"Separate checks as always, Dr Jekyll."
Rejected State Flowers
'It just wouldn't work out, Derek. I'm from a red state, and you're from a blue state.'
"New Hampshire kinda welcomes you. Live free or die."
"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California."
Mutual breakup.
'...we're waiting for Mr. Hyde's character witness, Dr. Jekyll, to appear.'
Pro-State Exams
'Oh, go ahead. You just won't eat anything else for the next year... or two.'
Entering Rhode Island - Hours 12 pm to midnight, Tues. thru Sun. Closed Mondays.
Welcome to one of the Dakotas! North, south...what's the difference, really?
"Ah, Doctor Jekyll, Table for two"
"In a controversial move today, the State of Rhode Island made a tender offer for the State of New Jersey."
"What if an atheist is elected president? Will he still have to be sworn in with a bible?"
'Nothing we can do - the rat was named the state rodent.'
State-split Enthusiast T-Shirts Collection
State-split Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the state-split enthusiast. Clever, witty designs that make mornings more fun and conversations more interesting.
State-split Enthusiast Pillows
Make your space more inviting with pillows that celebrate the love of state splitting. Comfortable, fun, and uniquely designed for enthusiasts.
State-split Enthusiast Prints
Discover prints that showcase clever designs for the avid state-split lover. Perfect for decorating and sparking conversations.