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"Welcome to Alabama. Pro-life at birth; not so much after that."

"Good boy."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"Away with the warmonger!"

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

'If only every year was an election year.'

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

An informed voter is a good voter

Armageddon

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

New Resident of Downing Street

Two Ways out of Iraq.

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Europe and immigration.

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

"Nobody is to blame until we pick someone."

'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'

2020 Swiss barmy knife

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Denazification

The House of Commons.

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

'Here you are, Simmons!'

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

"So how did the rest of the team respond to your promotion?"

"It's Doris Kearns Goodwin. Is there anything we'd like to know about the Presidency?"

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'