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"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

Sir Winston Churchill

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

Scapegoat of the Year

Joe Biden

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

John F. Kennedy

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

Hostage Crisis Continues: 'We don't care what the people voted for! We want out way!'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Caricatures of Political Figures Exhibited at the Opera Ball

"Congratulations. I'm promoting you from 'Yes Man' to 'Vice President in Charge of Affirmation.'"

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

New GOP Election Laws: "Look at it this way. . . we're making it easier for you to climb that tree...!"

Martin Luther King and Obama.

William Pitt the Elder

Today, tech stocks rose on news the latest gadgets avoided internet censorship by the Iranian government.'

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

"Destroyers"

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'